- Golden Girls was on, and I hadn't hear that Sicily story before.
- I wasn't feeling it.
- The colored pencils needed sorting.
- Chocolate chip pancakes do not make themselves.*
- My kids were using my computer.
- I lost one of my idea socks.
- Mercury is in retrograde.
- It's not ready--I haven't thought of ten excuses yet.
*This one might work if there were leftover pancakes to offer as appeasement.